Psychiatry & Proctology

Two Doctors opened offices in a small town and put up signs reading Dr Smith and Dr Jones "Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council were not too happy with the sign and so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors". This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". The town didn't like that either and countered with " Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.

By now the story appeard in the local paper and suggestions began rolling in:
"Manic-depressives and anal retentives"
"Minds and Behinds"
"Lost souls and Assholes"
"Analysis & Anal Cysts"
"Nuts & Butts"
"Freaks & Cheeks"
"Loons & Moons

None of these satisfied one or the other side, but they finally settled on

"Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends".

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