Changing Light Bulbs...

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

• None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
  
• Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
• Just one, but it takes nine visits.
  

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

• "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
• "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
• One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?

• "How many do you think it takes?"

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